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Description: You can pluralize Lone. You can. From the comedy, "Airheads".

Description: It was a big hole, in retrospect. From the Christmas classic, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York", with Daniel Stern

Description: Comedian Dan D'Aprile

Description: 2x 1st Class Tickets, a Pocket Translator, a Ring, a Watch, $500, and Irene LOVES the earrings-- He wasn't having it - from the Christmas classic, "Home Alone"

Description: Just Will Ferrell as Buddy the elf, munching on nonsense-muck for Christmas, in the Jon Favreau-directed holiday classic, "Elf"

Description: Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus and Scott Aukerman from their podcast, THREEDOM

Description: "It's a lie!!" pleaded Cliff the Security Man in the Christmas Classic, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York", with Macaulay Culkin and Tim Curry

Description: Glenn Guglia does a dance that could be a Country Song in the Adam Sandler comedy, "The Wedding Singer"

Description: Jim Varney with the Original Bulgarian Miak that kills Trolls. The flavor? Plain.

Description: David Cronenberg makes a man's head pop in "Scanners"

Description: They're coming for your mall. With Billy Bob Thornton and Tony Cox in the Christmas classic.

Description: Bloobity-Bloobity-Bloobity-Bloobity-Bloobity.

Description: Jim Varney in his element.

Description: *Smack*

Description: Christian & Tory are MulDURR and Scully

Description: Aunt Bethany from "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" wants to know if Rusty's still in the Navy. Happy Holidays and enjoy the Griswold Family Christmas

Description: I can't believe Bill Paxton left his fiancé with DUSTY (played by Philip Seymour Hoffman) in Jan De Bont blockbuster, "Twister"

Description: Just Anna Faris detained on meds eating Toothpaste and saying "Blueberry" from 2005's "Just Friends"

Description: A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? From the 1998 film, "SLC Punk" with Matthew Lillard and Michael A. Goorjian

Description: Uncle Frank forgot his reading glasses, if it makes you feel any better. From the 1989 Christmas Classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

Description: A sick burn from Kip, played by Aaron Ruell, in the Jared Hess comedy, "Napoleon Dynamite"

Description: Geez, AGAIN with Diane in peril, as Craig T. Nelson is screaming for her in the Tobe Hooper film.

Description: "You too, Barnaby Jones!" Here's Sinbad in the 90's Christmas classic, "Jingle All the Way"

Description: Matt Naughton: Gaffer

Description: Jim Jarmusch's Black and White film with Tom Waits.

Description: Eggeryourskinshanginoffyerbones. You too can have Edgar hang off your bones. You'll say things like "MORE" or "SUGAR IN WATER."

Description: "You're a smooth smoothy, ya know." said Peter Stormare to Steve Buscemi

Description: Is that why you're crying, you sonofab****?! (Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star)

Description: In "Home Alone", Old Man Marley uses SALT, you see, the salt turns the bodies into mummies. This is the Sounth Bend Shovel Slayer. Beware this Christmas.

Description: "Can a bitch get a DONUT?! Where's the party?!" Kevin Roberts, played by Larry David, in the "Saturday Night Live" sketch titled "FBI Simulator" in 2017.

Description: And Wood.

Description: Comedian Paul F Tompkins give an introduction to ghosts.

Description: People will bow to J.P.'s "Eternal Death Slayer 3"

Description: "Can I kiss you? Can I kiss you on the mouth?" Oh, Scotty J, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the Paul Thomas Anderson film, "Boogie Nights"

Description: You look like my neice.

Description: It's not Ernie anymore.