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Description: "You too, Barnaby Jones!" Here's Sinbad in the 90's Christmas classic, "Jingle All the Way"

Description: Matt Naughton: Gaffer

Description: Jim Jarmusch's Black and White film with Tom Waits.

Description: Eggeryourskinshanginoffyerbones. You too can have Edgar hang off your bones. You'll say things like "MORE" or "SUGAR IN WATER."

Description: "You're a smooth smoothy, ya know." said Peter Stormare to Steve Buscemi

Description: Is that why you're crying, you sonofab****?! (Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star)

Description: In "Home Alone", Old Man Marley uses SALT, you see, the salt turns the bodies into mummies. This is the Sounth Bend Shovel Slayer. Beware this Christmas.

Description: "Can a bitch get a DONUT?! Where's the party?!" Kevin Roberts, played by Larry David, in the "Saturday Night Live" sketch titled "FBI Simulator" in 2017.

Description: And Wood.

Description: Comedian Paul F Tompkins give an introduction to ghosts.

Description: People will bow to J.P.'s "Eternal Death Slayer 3"

Description: "Can I kiss you? Can I kiss you on the mouth?" Oh, Scotty J, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the Paul Thomas Anderson film, "Boogie Nights"

Description: You look like my neice.

Description: It's not Ernie anymore.

Description: Buster Poindexter is the worst best cab driver on Christmas Eve in the Bill Murray-comedy, "Scrooged"

Description: He was going nowhere near Berlin in the mid-2000's romp "Eurotrip"

Description: Paul Wight is Big Santa. And he just punched a little Santa off Arnold's shoulders cause that's just how it went down.

Description: They were not looking at anything good.

Description: Tastes So Darn Good! From the Victor Salva horror film, "Jeepers Creepers"

Description: Michael Douglas AKA D-FENS doesn't like the whammy burger.

Description: "You don't like Beethoven." Gary Oldman in the Luc-Besson action movie, "Leon The Professional"

Description: Russ couldn't see the line either. From the 1989 Christmas Classic, "Christmas Vacation", with Johnny Galecki and Chevy Chase.

Description: "Y'gonna make your Daddy proud?" From the Tom Green comedy, "Freddy Got Fingered"

Description: The Cuss Am I? From the Wes Anderson stop motion animated film "The Fantastic Mr. Fox" with Bill Murray

Description: "If It Takes Us Over, Then It Has No More Enemies, Nobody Left To Kill It. And Then It's Won." R.J. MacReady with Kurt Russell in John Carpenter's horror film, "The Thing"

Description: Because I can, here's a shirt.

Description: JAWS' Matt Hooper knows 3-things about sharks. And sharks are machines, by the way.

Description: Kramer and Mickey just walking around. Nothing to see.

Description: Bless you, Hubie Dubois

Description: Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix smoking in PTA's "The Master"

Description: SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT-- SHUT UP!... SHUTT UPP!! -Philip Seymour Hoffman in PTA's "Punch Drunk Love"

Description: The Tommy Lee Wallace 2-Part Classic.

Description: When Virginia Venit , played by Julie Bowen, screamed before Happy was potentially murdered by a jeering fan. But crossed with "CREEPSHOW" to make a more horrific reaction.

Description: Look, Cathy!

Description: In the SNL 2011 sketch "The Worst of Soul Train DVD Box Set" with Jim Carrey

Description: "These are my words." From the John Cusack comedy, "Grosse Pointe Blank", with Michael Cudlitz