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Description: "You don't like Beethoven." Gary Oldman in the Luc-Besson action movie, "Leon The Professional"

Description: Russ couldn't see the line either. From the 1989 Christmas Classic, "Christmas Vacation", with Johnny Galecki and Chevy Chase.

Description: "Y'gonna make your Daddy proud?" From the Tom Green comedy, "Freddy Got Fingered"

Description: The Cuss Am I? From the Wes Anderson stop motion animated film "The Fantastic Mr. Fox" with Bill Murray

Description: "If It Takes Us Over, Then It Has No More Enemies, Nobody Left To Kill It. And Then It's Won." R.J. MacReady with Kurt Russell in John Carpenter's horror film, "The Thing"

Description: Because I can, here's a shirt.

Description: JAWS' Matt Hooper knows 3-things about sharks. And sharks are machines, by the way.

Description: Kramer and Mickey just walking around. Nothing to see.

Description: Bless you, Hubie Dubois

Description: Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix smoking in PTA's "The Master"

Description: SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT-- SHUT UP!... SHUTT UPP!! -Philip Seymour Hoffman in PTA's "Punch Drunk Love"

Description: The Tommy Lee Wallace 2-Part Classic.

Description: When Virginia Venit , played by Julie Bowen, screamed before Happy was potentially murdered by a jeering fan. But crossed with "CREEPSHOW" to make a more horrific reaction.

Description: Look, Cathy!

Description: In the SNL 2011 sketch "The Worst of Soul Train DVD Box Set" with Jim Carrey

Description: "These are my words." From the John Cusack comedy, "Grosse Pointe Blank", with Michael Cudlitz

Description: "Yes, Father! I'll ask him!" said Stephen the Irishman, played by David O'Hara, from Mel Gibson's William Wallace-Epic "Braveheart"

Description: Aww jeez, Harry is screaming out the window again; now folks think we're an ambulance. From the comedy, "Harry and the Hendersons" with John Lithgow

Description: Mr. Duvall is the law. From the comedy, "Mean Girls" with Tim Meadows

Description: Look, it's him leaning on him. Look!

Description: Martin Short is obviously Dr. R. Blatnoyd in Paul Thomas Anderson's "Inherent Vice"

Description: Zeke the Plumber knows about Harry the Hippo too. From the Nickelodeon 90's show, "Salute Your Shorts"

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Description: Frank Costello finds falling funny, which Mr. French feels he should get some help. From Martin Scorsese's crimer thriller, "The Departed"

Description: Giamatti kinda-enjoying a burger, onion rings, and a bottle of wine. From the Alexander Payne drama, "Sideways"

Description: God bless Robert Rodriguez

Description: He rubbed all up on his cheek.

Description: His hand keeps reaching for the glovebox!

Description: Look. He's Jack. Look how big Jack is.

Description: Stu Macher gets hyped up for Billy Loomis to stab him in Wes Craven's horror film, "Scream", with Matthew Lillard

Description: Samuel L. Jackson and Demián Bichir star in Quentin Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight"

Description: I mean, it was a cheese sandwich factory. From the Tom Green-directed comedy, "Freddy Got Fingered"

Description: Remember when Martin Sheen goes off the roof and the audible gasps of the audience watch Mid-Flight Martin? Welp.

Description: You mess with Spike, you mess with death, apparently. From the 90's football comedy, "Little Giants", with Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neill

Description: Captain Carl & Pee-Wee sing their 'Wash Your Hands' song on "The Pee Wee Herman Show"

Description: Did Enrico Pallazzo save the Queen in time from a gun-toting Reggie Jackson?? From the Leslie Nielsen comedy, "The Naked Gun"