Shorts

Description: Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus and Scott Aukerman from their podcast, THREEDOM

Description: "It's a lie!!"

Description: Glenn Guglia does a dance that could be a Country Song in the Adam Sandler comedy, "The Wedding Singer"

Description: Jim Varney with the Original Bulgarian Miak that kills Trolls. The flavor? Plain.

Description: They're coming for your mall. With Billy Bob Thornton and Tony Cox in the Christmas classic.

Description: Bloobity-Bloobity-Bloobity-Bloobity-Bloobity.

Description: Jim Varney in his element.

Description: *Smack*

Description: Christian & Tory are MulDURR and Scully

Description: Aunt Bethany from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation wants to know if Rusty's still in the Navy. Happy Holidays and enjoy the Griswold Family Christmas

Description: Just Anna Faris detained on meds eating Toothpaste and saying "Blueberry" from 2005's "Just Friends"

Description: A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? From the 1998 film, "SLC Punk" with Matthew Lillard and Michael A. Goorjian

Description: A sick burn from Kip, played by Aaron Ruell, in the Jared Hess comedy, "Napoleon Dynamite"

Description: Geez, AGAIN with Diane in peril, as Craig T. Nelson is screaming for her in the Tobe Hooper film.

Description: "You too, Barnaby Jones!" Here's Sinbad in the 90's Christmas classic, "Jingle All the Way"

Description: Matt Naughton: Gaffer

Description: Jim Jarmusch's black & white film with Tom Waits.

Description: "You're a smooth smoothy, ya know."

Description: Is that why you're crying, you sonofab****?! (Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star)

Description: In "Home Alone", Old Man Marley uses SALT, you see, the salt turns the bodies into mummies. This is the Sounth Bend Shovel Slayer. Beware this Christmas.

Description: "Can a bitch get a DONUT?! Where's the party?!" Kevin Roberts, played by Larry David, in the "Saturday Night Live" sketch titled "FBI Simulator" in 2017.

Description: And Wood.

Description: People will bow to J.P.'s "Eternal Death Slayer 3"

Description: "Can I kiss you? Can I kiss you on the mouth?" Oh, Scotty J, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the Paul Thomas Anderson film, "Boogie Nights"

Description: You look like my neice.

Description: It's not Ernie anymore.

Description: Buster Poindexter is the worst best cab driver on Christmas Eve in the Bill Murray-comedy, "Scrooged"

Description: He was going nowhere near Berlin in the mid-2000's romp "Eurotrip"

Description: Paul Wight is Big Santa. And he just punched a little Santa off Arnold's shoulders cause that's just how it went down.

Description: They were not looking at anything good.

Description: Tastes So Darn Good! From the Victor Salva horror film, "Jeepers Creepers"

Description: "You don't like Beethoven."

Description: Russ couldn't see the line either.

Description: "Y'gonna make your Daddy proud?" From the Tom Green comedy, "Freddy Got Fingered"

Description: "If It Takes Us Over, Then It Has No More Enemies, Nobody Left To Kill It. And Then It's Won." R.J. MacReady with Kurt Russell in John Carpenter's horror film, "The Thing"

Description: Because I can, here's a shirt.