Tapestries

Description: Uncle Frank forgot his reading glasses, if it makes you feel any better. From the 1989 Christmas Classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

Description: Geez, AGAIN with Diane in peril, as Craig T. Nelson is screaming for her in the Tobe Hooper film.

Description: "You too, Barnaby Jones!" Here's Sinbad in the 90's Christmas classic, "Jingle All the Way"

Description: Matt Naughton: Gaffer

Description: Jim Jarmusch's Black and White film with Tom Waits.

Description: Is that why you're crying, you sonofab****?! (Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star)

Description: In "Home Alone", Old Man Marley uses SALT, you see, the salt turns the bodies into mummies. This is the Sounth Bend Shovel Slayer. Beware this Christmas.

Description: And Wood.

Description: Comedian Paul F Tompkins give an introduction to ghosts.

Description: People will bow to J.P.'s "Eternal Death Slayer 3"

Description: It's not Ernie anymore.

Description: Buster Poindexter is the worst best cab driver on Christmas Eve in the Bill Murray-comedy, "Scrooged"

Description: He was going nowhere near Berlin in the mid-2000's romp "Eurotrip"

Description: Paul Wight is Big Santa. And he just punched a little Santa off Arnold's shoulders cause that's just how it went down.

Description: They were not looking at anything good.

Description: Tastes So Darn Good! From the Victor Salva horror film, "Jeepers Creepers"

Description: Michael Douglas AKA D-FENS doesn't like the whammy burger.

Description: "You don't like Beethoven." Gary Oldman in the Luc-Besson action movie, "Leon The Professional"

Description: Russ couldn't see the line either. From the 1989 Christmas Classic, "Christmas Vacation", with Johnny Galecki and Chevy Chase.

Description: "Y'gonna make your Daddy proud?" From the Tom Green comedy, "Freddy Got Fingered"

Description: The Cuss Am I? From the Wes Anderson stop motion animated film "The Fantastic Mr. Fox" with Bill Murray

Description: "If It Takes Us Over, Then It Has No More Enemies, Nobody Left To Kill It. And Then It's Won." R.J. MacReady with Kurt Russell in John Carpenter's horror film, "The Thing"

Description: JAWS' Matt Hooper knows 3-things about sharks. And sharks are machines, by the way.

Description: Kramer and Mickey just walking around. Nothing to see.

Description: The Tommy Lee Wallace 2-Part Classic.

Description: When Virginia Venit , played by Julie Bowen, screamed before Happy was potentially murdered by a jeering fan. But crossed with "CREEPSHOW" to make a more horrific reaction.

Description: Look, Cathy!

Description: In the SNL 2011 sketch "The Worst of Soul Train DVD Box Set" with Jim Carrey

Description: "These are my words." From the John Cusack comedy, "Grosse Pointe Blank", with Michael Cudlitz

Description: "Yes, Father! I'll ask him!" said Stephen the Irishman, played by David O'Hara, from Mel Gibson's William Wallace-Epic "Braveheart"

Description: Aww jeez, Harry is screaming out the window again; now folks think we're an ambulance. From the comedy, "Harry and the Hendersons" with John Lithgow

Description: Mr. Duvall is the law. From the comedy, "Mean Girls" with Tim Meadows

Description: Look, it's him leaning on him. Look!

Description: Martin Short is obviously Dr. R. Blatnoyd in Paul Thomas Anderson's "Inherent Vice"

Description: Zeke the Plumber knows about Harry the Hippo too. From the Nickelodeon 90's show, "Salute Your Shorts"

Description: Frank Costello finds falling funny, which Mr. French feels he should get some help. From Martin Scorsese's crimer thriller, "The Departed"